The Nutcracker Is Trying to Kill Us
The little angel's ballet school is performing The Nutcracker next week. Twice on Thursday morning, twice on Friday morning, once on Friday night, and twice on Saturday. We have dress rehearsals this week on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday nights. She's been going in for at least an hour, sometimes two, on Saturdays since September. I've spent hours writing e-mails and press releases, trying to drum up an audience for the kids.
And I'll be honest, I was getting a little tired of the whole thing.
Until I saw this.
She's a snow bird. And when she grows up, she wants to be a star.
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