Surrender, Dorothy

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Two Lists

Here is a list of things I wish people would stop asking me:

  • So, when are you going to have another baby?
  • Have you heard about the bird flu and how we're all going to die?
  • When are you going to make the little angel a big sister?
  • Did you realize that W will be in office for another three years?
  • Did you hear the teachers in Waddler B have started their turf wars again?
  • When are you going to get pregnant again?

Here is a list of things I wish people would start asking me:

  • Would you like a free massage?
  • How can I help you get some more sleep into your life?
  • Did you know a kindly real-estate developer has bought every ugly, appreciation-robbing house in your neighborhood and is going to refurbish them all by next year?
  • You're HOW old?  You're kidding!
  • Can we take an hour just to talk about your thoughts on world peace?

Hello?  Internet?  I'm just NOT READY.  I haven't refound myself yet.