Hotter Still Thirteen Years In

Today is Beloved's and my thirteenth wedding anniversary. Yesterday he was in the shower while I was putting on makeup in the bathroom mirror, squinting at my reflection with annoyance.

Me: "So ... do you still think I'm hot?"

Him: "Sure. But you'd be way hotter if you handed me the new bottle of conditioner."

THAT WAS EASY.

Love you, babe!