Different Ways to Psych Yourself Up for Monday

It's Monday. I'm trying to embrace that emotionally, and it's so not working. 

MONDAY. Whoo, hoo, Monday! We love you, Monday! I couldn't wait for ... Monday.

Nope.

Here are some things I'm telling myself right now to pump me up.

1. The world didn't end on Sunday, which is nice.
2. Monday is a chance to start that whole "eat healthy" concept all over again.
3. We're one Monday closer to the return of Boardwalk Empire.
4. If I had weekends all the time, I would be either a) extremely bored, b) retired and c) unemployed -- and I'm not ready for any of those options.
5. I haven't listened to Pandora in two days.
6. Only four more days until Friday.
7. Two more months of winter. Only eightish Mondays to go before grilling season.
8. This might be the week the library emails to say I'm up for Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star.
9. This is the last Monday I'll be 37. I should embrace it!
10. I don't work in an office where someone would tell me I had a case of the Mondays. Instead, I can sit here and flatline orange juice until I get my mojo back.

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How do you pump yourself up on Monday?