Oscars Recap By Shantertainment

My friend Shannon was my sorority sister (I know, ew, sororities, you may tear your clothing now, silly people).  When we lived together in the hallowed halls of Sorority to be Unnamed to Spare Recruitment Problems From Having Accepted Me, Shannon used to hang a red curtain up in her room, pull out one of those new-fangled video camera things and tape us doing Real World Confessions.  (This was when the Real World was a relatively new phenomenon.)  I once confessed to being that annoying chick who would take one bite out of something and put it back in the fridge - FOR ME, PEOPLE - but for some reason that really torked everyone off and they would leave hostile notes on the refrigerator and stuff.

Anyway, for years Shannon has been sending out her awards-show commentary, and it is so good, I stopped watching the shows themselves and waited for Shannon's comments, so I could go Google just the good stuff.  Turns out Shannon's got herself a blog. Shantertainment.  I highly encourage you to go waste your entire lunch hour on this blog.

Enjoy.