Interspecies Kissing - Wrong?

The little angel has decided that all the stuffed animals must wear diapers, and when they greet each other, they must kiss hello.  They are apparently all from Europe or a nursing home.  Maybe a European nursing home.  I bet they'll all start smoking cloves soon, too.

All of this diapering of the stuffed animals was funny at first, but it is taking up valuable diapers.  And huge diapers.  The little angel is now sporting the size 6 - and folks, this is apparently as high as they go.  She's going to have to get potty trained this summer, or I will have to buy her Depends.  That's all there is to it.  Thank goodness she's not adverse to at least sitting on the potty right now, though she has yet to put anything from her body in there on purpose.  (She once did on accident, but that is a story too graphic and personal for the Internet.  Catch me when I'm drinking.)

So anyway, here are all of these stuffed animals wearing monster-sized diapers, sitting around air kissing.  So far, the little angel is very particular about only intra-species kissing.  The bears kiss the bears, the ducks kiss the ducks and so on.  When they greet.  And when they say goodbye.  I got to wondering last night, though, what would happen if they crossed that stuffed line?  What if Elmo starts kissing the Red Bear?  What if Gray Kitty macks on Tad the Singing Frog?  I mean, it happens on the Muppets.  Piggy and Kermit did get married.  And what does it mean to the stem cells?

MWAH!