Paci Bandits

Yesterday I dropped the little angel off at Oz.  Just as I was putting my shoes back on (they are not allowed for the little crawlers, which sounds nice and IS nice, but is a royal pain in the neck for those trying to remove shoes while holding an infant), I looked up to give the little angel a nice wave and maybe an air kiss.  She was standing in the exersaucer, happily playing with a toy, sucking on her paci.  All of the sudden, in swoops in Baby C., the evil Paci Bandit.  This baby bitch ripped my sweet baby's pacifier right from her mouth and put it in her OWN mouth!  Then, of course, the little angel began to howl like the hounds of hell.

I stood there, one boot on, one boot off, dumbfounded that violent crime begins so young. What's next?  Gang wars in the Pooh's Pals room?