But Will She Use Them For Good Or Evil?

The little angel was again the perp today.  Her big, pointy teeth were her weapons of choice. 

What We Wish She'd Say Tomorrow:

Dearest Baby M.,

I wish to extend my most sincere apologies for leaning in to you yesterday so tenderly the teachers thought I was giving you a hug, then taking a huge chomp out of your pudgy baby face.  After Mama had a long talk with me over my Elmo coloring book, I realize the errors of my ways and feel deeply ashamed.  I realize now that friends are of utmost importance, right up there with mommies and daddies and kitties.  If there is anything I can do to rectify the harm to our friendship, please allow me to do so.  I also promise to send back all the dirty money donated to my last campaign.

Leave long and prosper,

Little Angel

What She Will Really Say Tomorrow At Waddler B:

Sucker.