Seven — Surrender, Dorothy — Surrender, Dorothy

So tonight I was wearing a shirt like this. (I love you, Raygun. Keep it klassy.)

Artist poundsign

So then we tried to explain Prince to my daughter.

(Cannot be pronounced. Screw you and the contract you rode in on, Warner Bros.)

Then we tried to introduce her to the greatest Prince song of all time, Seven.

Then we tried to explain the '80s phenomenon of Purple Rain.

Then we found THIS.

(hang in until the one minute mark)

And that concludes this evening's lesson on being awesome. Congratulations, Eva. Goodnight, children.