It finally stopped raining, so I went for a jog, and I discovered a new texture to add to the list of icky textures I carry around in my head so I will avoid touching them in the future.

SATURATED GRASS

It looks solid, but it's so not.

I also don't like the texture of:

• Overripe bananas
• Most cooked greens
• Shag carpeting
• Sheep