... you have three different notebooks from three different areas of your life open with a list of uncrossed-out things on your desk

... you have to think really, really hard to remember what you did last night, and then you remember, hey, that was important! and are amazed you forgot

... your cat won't speak to you because you forgot you wouldn't be home until an hour and a half after her lunch

... you hear Twitter go off and jump because you think it's an actual bird in your house

... you realize next week is spring break for your kid but you totally forgot it starts on Friday

... you broke all the rules today and finally bought your girl the stupid pink Kid Snuggie she's been wanting since Halloween because it made you feel more normal than the three notebooks

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